Hey everybody, it’s Deuce. Today would be our last day of ministry. We had just spent the night in Masaka town with Pastor Emmy and Supermom, Driver Emmy, and Pastor Charles and his wife Grace. I am so glad that Epa invited Pastor Charles and Grace to go with us on this trip. In their eighteen years of being married they had never been to a hotel. So, they looked like they were on their honeymoon. He had brought a camera with him and they took pictures while they were eating and just had a great time. This morning we asked how they enjoyed the room and also asked them about any other firsts. It was also their first time to eat in a restaurant other than the one at the hotel in Mbarara where we try to invite people during the trips. And it was Grace’s first hot shower which she said was great. I almost don’t even know how to feel about such a different life that these two lead. All I know is that they are happy, so it brings me that much more joy to see them enjoy new experiences.
This morning we traveled to Pastor Amos’ church.

It was close to Masaka (although it took about an hour to get there because of the roads), and Pastor Emmy’s birthplace was actually on the way. We stopped near the house where he was born and he reminisced about all that he did growing up. He also showed us a dirt road that he used to travel with tall grass on both sides. This was actually the same road we were driving on to get to the church, and Pastor Emmy told us that he used to run as fast as he could down the road because he was scared that a large animal was going to jump out of the grass and get him. He laughed so much telling that story! He also told us about the first pair of shoes that he owned. He was fifteen years old and begged his father for them because he was involved in athletics in school and all the other boys had them. Well, after many tears he was able to buy the cheapest pair available which were made out of plastic. He jokingly said that they weren’t too bad unless it was hot because then they would really stink, and he didn’t want to get close to any fire because they would melt! He said they lasted about six weeks and fell apart. His next pair would be two years later.
Here’s a quick side note: I asked Supermom about whether most women here have their children at home or in hospitals. She said most of them just have their children at home, but there is a high mortality rate. She tried to get one of the pastors’ wives to go to a hospital to have her child one time, but she said she would rather give birth at home. Unfortunately, when she gave birth there was too much bleeding and she did not make it.
When we were nearing Pastor Amos’ church we saw people running to the church and shouting, “They’re coming! They’re coming!”

It was possibly the biggest day of the year for their congregation. We felt like celebrities!

As usual they were singing when we arrived and we were offered comfortable seats at the very front of the church.



This was Epa’s first chance to be at this church so we were on level ground with the people we knew. In fact I shared with the people that although it took Epa five times to come to their church I made it a point to come the first time. That brought roars of laughter and Epa threatened to fire me. I hope he doesn’t though because he’s my ride home!
Pastor Amos’ wife could not be there because she was taking care of some of their 10 children, but Pastor Amos just kept on thanking us for coming and telling us how excited he was. He was also the pastor who had given us a letter of appreciation the Sunday before when he was at Pastor Emmy’s church with us, so we felt very encouraged.
This was also the first church that gave us gifts. Someone had hand made gifts for both Epa and me that said may God bless us and our families. And they had our names on them as well. I was thinking how much more valuable this gift was to me than anything we could have bought in town.
Well, we did our best to encourage them and then took some pictures with them outside the church.

Epa also gave the pastor some money to treat the congregation to bottled drinks. They were so excited! I often wonder how many more dirt roads with pot holes I can take, but then I see the impact of our visits and remember that God has given us a huge blessing to be able to encourage these churches that never get noticed outside their little villages.
After leaving the church it was on to Kampala.




I found myself praying a lot of the way because driving in Uganda just isn’t quite the same as in the States. There’s a whole other standard of safety. Luckily we have the King of Kings to protect us while we do his work so I choose not to fear!
Getting to Kampala we realized it was rush hour or something. Traffic was backed up really bad. For a city of 3 million they only have 3 traffic lights, so unless you are on a boda boda you’re going nowhere most of the time. It was worth the wait to get to the hotel though and get to ride the elevator with Pastor Charles and Grace. You guessed it! That was their first time in an elevator, too. I wondered what Grace was thinking about stepping into a little metal box, being surrounded by six other people and luggage and then a door closing. She did not say much, so she must be pretty trusting.
Speaking of surprises. There are many things on a trip like this that always shocks us about the differences in our cultures. So, we thought we would give you a fun little quiz to see how well you know our friends in Uganda.
True or false:
1. Driver Emmy has no idea what a microwave is.
2. Grace can speak four languages.
3. After three days of labor with their first child Pastor Emmy put Supermom on a borrowed bike and pushed her to the hospital.
4. None of our friends know what McDonald’s is even though the golden arches are the second most recognizable emblem in the world second only to the cross.
5. People drive on the left side of the road here.
6. The most people we have fit in our van this week at one time was 19.
7. Pastor Reuben and Hallen’s house is smaller than my hotel room and they have 10 kids! 5 biological and 5 adopted.
8. The fair market price for a bunch of bananas ranges from 10 to 20,000 shillings which equals 5 to 10 dollars. Young men will load three bunches on a bike and push it miles to town to retrieve their cut of this money.
The answer to all of these questions is TRUE except for the one about Grace. She does not speak four languages. She speaks five! Sometimes we tend to think that people here are all uneducated, but remember that almost all the people here speak at least two languages including the children. I have trouble just speaking English! Oh, and number 5 is debatable. We have definitely been driving on all sides of the road as well as off the road. I hope you enjoyed our little quiz!
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Well, since we’ve written this post we have had the pleasure of taking five flights across 3 continents and five countries. I must say it is great to be home, but we both felt a real feeling that we were going to miss our friends. Pastor Emmy put it really well though when he shared with one of the churches. He said, “Even though we would love to have Epa and Deuce stay, it is for our good that they leave. Because unless they leave they can not help us. Their ministry is helping the people in America learn about our need.” That is very true. It is exciting to be part of a ministry where we know that God has very gifted people doing his work in Uganda. He has definitely equipped the right people for the right positions over there, and I’m excited that he is equipping people over here to love and support them. We have a long way to go, but I have been able to see this week just how far we have been.
We will be posting a few other things and also letting you know when we will be having a get together soon for all our PCM family where we’ll have the opportunity to share pictures, video, and things from the kids. You won’t want to miss it! We are so fortunate to be serving with a great family both here and in Uganda. Thank you for your faithfulness!